JUNE 1981-HIGH GEAR Page 9

What John Zeh said on the radio

Printed below are the words that John Zeh was Indicted for reading over the air on his radio program "Gaydreams." Quoted here verbatim is a transcript of the last few minutes of the "Gaydreams" program of January 3rd. This is not the sort of material that is usually seen in HIGH GEAR. It is printed here so that HIGH GEAR readers Interested In following the case will not be limited to hearsay about what Zeh actually said.

"Gaydreams" is broadcast at twelve noon on Saturdays by station WAIF-FM in Cincinnati. Along with playing records, announcing local gay events, and doing an occasional Interview, Zeh quotes printed material about gays and comments on it. "Here's a guide for greasy fingers conducted by Gay Dreams listeners over the holidays. Crisco has its advantages, no taste. It's really slick with a good deal of body so it doesn't slide off when working against the resisîance of a tight sphincter muscle. But it is messy. It's hard to get out of your sheets, and out of your hair. For an after sex clean up try dish washing liquid which is, after all, meant to cut through the grease of things like this, this kind of grease."

"Vaseline has the texture, it has a weight and a body which lets you frost yourself as if it were cake icing. It doesn't slide off when penetrating a resistant hole

and it isn't expensive. It's easily available and there's no stigma attached to buying it. And it's available in a little tube which you can take along in your pocket. It's ideal for going to the movies. But the grease base makes it a mess. And it's difficult to get out of your sheets, and it leaves a residue on your skin. And it has an odor, in case you change your course and get into something oral. And it has an awful taste, vaseline."

"Corn Huskers lotion is a favorite, due to its sensual texture, thick and rich. Has a good masculine smell. It's a glycerine and alcohol base, and it's water soluble. The taste may not be too good, but it's not bad either. It's a moisturizer meant for chapped or sunburned skin.so it leaves you feeling moist and vibrant. And the stains wash right out of your sheets. But it's difficult to get and it dries quickly, and it requires replenishment."

"Vaseline Intensive Care is slick and creamy and popular and available in flavors. The taste and smell are a matter of taste. It's easy to buy, no sexual stigma attached to it. Half way between water solubility, it dissolves into the skin with only a little greasiness left after sex. The great popularity at the present time is probably due to the easy squirt top, which is ideal for sex, unless it gets clogged. But it does dry and it does need replenishment

after a short while."

"With butter, there is no taste problem and an added sensuality if you have it spread around by a tongue action. A stick of butter slid into the rear makes an incredible dildo, it says here. The melting action becomes part of the action. It is expensive, though. If you're going to do it with butter nobody wants the lower priced spread. It must melt first which is unhandy for the impatient, and it's really hard to get out of your sheets. In fact, if you have had success removing butter stains from sheets, let us know."

"K-Y is water soluble, has a sweet taste and a sweet smell and it leaves no stain and it's closely associated with the homosexual life style, and it's now probably used by more gays than by doctors. So there is a stigma attached to buying it, and having it lying around your bedroom."

"Baby powder makes one feel satiny. It's pleasant for (whispering--no, I don't think that). It's particularly pleasant if you're having sex by yourself. And it doesn't have enough slickness for insertion into tight spaces, and the alum doesn't taste real good. But a little goes a long way, and nobody's gonna put you down for buying it."

"Lube is only sold in sex boutiques. It's a lot like Crisco. Bananas are the messiest thing in the world, but our reporter

loves it. You must have a rubber sheet on your mattress or it'll smell like a banana split for the next six months. A peeled banana particularly ripe makes an incredible dildo. When you push in after the banana it's the sensation of a double length organ. Then as you work around inside the banana gets mashed. If it's too ripe you can't get it in. If it's not ripe enough it won't mash. Hmmm."

"You can't beat spit though. It's handy, natural not messy and there's a special pleasure that comes from the psychological attachment. But it does dry quickly, doesn't always work if the hole is too tight, and it can be a frustrating effort if you've got cotton mouth. But it's right there. (slurping noise) No charge."

although they did have a variety. of people at that session. It came, that guide for greasy fingers came from First Hand Magazine, experiences for loving men, published out of New York."

"It's 1:25 and about time to

wrap up this edition of Gay Dreams. Get the grease off my fingers here. Thanks for listening today and giving us your attention."

"One more quickie. Nine o'clock Sunday on Channel 12 and Channel 2 "Butch Cassidy and the Sun Dance Kid" on TV if you're into turning on the tube."

"If you have any questions or comments or if you'd like to donate some money to WAIF now's your chance, your last chance, as I get out of the chair and make room for Hans "Actually I have to tell the truth. Croshka with his German music. Those items on our guide for 961-8900 is the number to call. greasy fingers were not from Gay 961-8900 Have a good week. Talk Dreams. Listeners who tried on to you next Saturday at noon. their own actually, they didn't here on WAIF." use a whole variety of lubes,

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